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'''What If I'm Not a Real Surgeon and Just Lied to Get the Job?''' | '''What If I'm Not a Real Surgeon and Just Lied to Get the Job?''' | ||
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| − | Then checkout | + | Then checkout ClickHole's Clickventure: [http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/you-lied-your-way-job-surgeon-can-you-avoid-killin-6128#1, You Lied Your Way Into A Job As A Surgeon! Can You Avoid Killing Anyone Long Enough To Collect Your First Paycheck?] |
'''Is a Surgeon God?''' | '''Is a Surgeon God?''' | ||
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| − | No. Only [[God]] is [[God]]. It's just that '''surgeons''' are afflicted with egos.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/surgeon-discovers-hes-not-god-chaos-ensues/ Surgeon Discovers He’s Not God, Chaos Ensues]</ref> | + | No. Only [[God]] is [[God]]. It's just that '''surgeons''' are afflicted with egos.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/surgeon-discovers-hes-not-god-chaos-ensues/ Surgeon Discovers He’s Not God, Chaos Ensues (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
Revision as of 04:38, 24 June 2017
A surgeon is a doctor who performs operations but cannot write notes.
Certification
The American Board of Surgery certifies surgeons based on their performance on the board game Operation. Pass rate is 98%, fun rate is 110%.
What If I'm Not a Real Surgeon and Just Lied to Get the Job?
Then checkout ClickHole's Clickventure: You Lied Your Way Into A Job As A Surgeon! Can You Avoid Killing Anyone Long Enough To Collect Your First Paycheck?
Is a Surgeon God?
No. Only God is God. It's just that surgeons are afflicted with egos.[1]
Related Reading
- Abscess
- American College of Surgeons
- Butt Pus
- Da Vinci
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