Booger
From Gomerpedia
A booger is that icky dried piece of mucous you pick, wipe under the chair or table, then you get a nosebleed and have to go to the ER, where they have to call ENT, and next thing you know you're in an inpatient hospice unit.
DON'T PICK YOUR NOSE!!!
Other Reading
- Earwax
- Jaws
- Nostril