Pregenital Thump

A pregenital thump in spirit is like a precordial thump with the goal of resuscitating the genitals. It may seem counterintuitive to punch the genitals, but trust us: it works. If you find yourself a bit squeamish and cannot perform this maneuver under high-pressure situations, consider an alternative once espoused by comedian Richard Pryor: mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

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