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'''Bold text''''''Brock Hammersley''' is an orthopedic surgeon.
'''Notable Events in the Life of Brock'''
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#On January 11, 2017, '''Hammersley''' repaired his Medicine colleague's [[Stethoscope|stethoscope]] by slapping on an [[Ex Fix|ex fix]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/stethoscope-external-fixator/ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator]</ref>
#On January 17, 2017, '''Hammersley''' admitted on behalf of orthopods everywhere that they like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/pina-coladas/ Ortho Likes Pina Coladas, Getting Caught in the Rain]</ref>
#On February 17, 2017, in the role of Orthopedic Surgeon General of the United States, '''Hammersley''' declared that day "National Bone Day."
#On February 21, 2017, '''Brock Hammersley''' wowed his Medicine colleagues when he diagnosed atrial fibrillation with [[RVRRRRR|RVR]] and started a diltiazem gtt all by himself.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/orthopod-puzzled-biceps/ Orthopod Bewildered by Internist with Bigger Biceps]</ref>
#On March 10, 2017, '''Hammersley''' will be presenting a [[Grand Rounds]] at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center entitled "Are Boners Bones? A Review of the Evidence."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/grand-rounds/ Breaking: Grand Rounds Not Particularly Grand Today]</ref>