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[[File:Rock-Paper-Scissors.jpg|300px500px|thumb|right|''"...and scissors cut paper. I'll get you a gown and mask."'']]
'''Rock-paper-scissors''' is a hand game involving two hands and two people (one hand per person) with the loser having to [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm|manually disimpact]] that horrifically constipated patient down the hall. For this reason, being proficient at '''rock-paper-scissors''' is a critical skill among health care providers. In fact, 75% of medical school curricula around the country have scrapped gross [[Anatomy of a Cute Baby|anatomy]] in favor of '''rock-paper-scissors''' mastery.
