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[[File:The_story_of_the_Iliad_(1911)_(14779852741).jpg|600px|thumb|right|''"Aim for the pelvis!! Always aim for the pelvis!!!"'']]
'''''The Iliac''''' is Homer's ancient Greek [[EHR|epic]] poem about the pelvis. It takes place during the final weeks of the ten-year [[Trojan War]], one that centers on Helen, Paris, and something about condoms. It is unclear, but if we had to make an educated guess we believe that Achilles, Agamemnon, Ajax, and Hector were all orthopods.