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[[File:United-Reaccommadate.jpg|frame450px|thumb|right]]The Most popular airline for Hospital Administrators.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/united-airlines-2/ United Airlines Asked to Forcibly Remove Patient from Hospital]</ref>

The most popular airline for hospital administrators.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/united-airlines-2/ United Airlines Asked to Forcibly Remove Patient from Hospital]</ref> Doctors<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/united-airlines-blames-anesthesia/ United Airlines Blames Violent Confrontation on Anesthesia]</ref> are rarely allowed to fly this airline, or if they do, it is highly recommended that they wearNHL goaltender attire in order to keep protected. <ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/top-10-reasons-united/ Top 10 Reasons United is Forcibly Dragging Doctors Off Planes]</ref>

In 2017 they , '''United Airlines''' beat-down a doctor who was seated on their plane, an action condoned only by one person: [[Peter Edelstein]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/top-14-united-memes/ Top 14 UNITED United Airlines Memes]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/top-10-reasons-united/ Top 10 Reasons United is Forcibly Dragging Doctors Off Planes]</ref> It took nearly 48 hours for ''"United Airlines''' to right their wrong amidst social media backlash by finally [[Blame Anesthesia|blaming anesthesia]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/united-airlines-blames-anesthesia/ United Airlines Blames Violent Confrontation on Anesthesia]</ref>  '''Gomerpedia Advice'''----When flying any airline but especially '''United Airlines''' and the flight staff asks "Is there a doctor on the plane?" protect against tooth loss and concussions by keeping your hand down.