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A '''surgeon''' is a doctor who performs operations but cannot write notes.


'''Certification'''
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The [[American Board of Surgery]] certifies surgeons based on their performance on the board game ''Operation.'' Pass rate is 98%, fun rate is 110%.


'''What If I'm Not a Real Surgeon and Just Lied to Get the Job?'''
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Then checkout Clickhole's Clickventure: [http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/you-lied-your-way-job-surgeon-can-you-avoid-killin-6128#1, You Lied Your Way Into A Job As A Surgeon! Can You Avoid Killing Anyone Long Enough To Collect Your First Paycheck?]


'''Is a Surgeon God?'''
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No. Only [[God]] is [[God]]. It's just that '''surgeons''' are afflicted with egos.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/surgeon-discovers-hes-not-god-chaos-ensues/ Surgeon Discovers He’s Not God, Chaos Ensues]</ref>


'''Related Reading'''
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- [[Abscess]]

- [[American College of Surgeons]]

- [[Butt Pus]]

- [[Catch the Scalpel]]

- [[Da Vinci]]

- [[Granny Knot]]

- [[Marking Pen]]

- [[Maximally-Invasive Surgery]]

[[Category:Cardiothoracic Surgery]]
[[Category:General Surgery]]
[[Category:Neurosurgery]]
[[Category:Orthopedic Surgery]]
[[Category:Plastic Surgery]]
[[Category:Vascular Surgery]]
[[Category:ENT]]
[[Category:OB-GYN]]

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