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'''Notable Events in the Life of Brock'''
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#On August 22, 2015, '''Hammersley''' put down his mallet and got his groove on when some Marvin Gaye started playing on the overhead speakers.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/08/hospital-marvin-gaye/ ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation Hospital Gets Sexy as Overhead Speakers Start Playing a Little Marvin Gaye(Gomerblog)]</ref>#On October 2, 2015, '''Hammersley''' explained that the [[ICD-10]] codes on babystrollers were absolutely necessary, saying that the "number of people falling from babystrollers is really quite astounding."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/icd-10-primer-lesson-4/ ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation(Gomerblog)]</ref> #On February 15, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was befuddled that some lovers broke their carpel bones because they didn't know the mmemonic "Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/hands/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking(Gomerblog)]</ref>#On April 16, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was called in for special ops duty to try to extract two medical colleagues held hostage by a patient who wouldn't stop talking.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/tense-standoff-as-nurse-doctor-held-hostage-by-patients-neverending-talking/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking(Gomerblog)]</ref>#On July 16, 2016, '''Hammersley''' undertook the gargantuan task of reading Infectious Diseases' epic consult note that started with the phrase "Once upon a time..."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/epic-consult-once-upon-a-time/ ID’s Epic Consult Note Starts with “Once Upon a Time”(Gomerblog)]</ref>#On August 20, 2016, '''Hammersley''' only had good things to say when he used the new Swiss Army commode to listen to a patient's bones.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/swiss-army-commode/ Meet the New Hospital Swiss Army Commode(Gomerblog)]</ref>#On August 27, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was punched in the throat by universally-disliked antisocial worker Timothy Pyro.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/staff-not-fan-new-antisocial-worker/ Staff Not a Fan of New Antisocial Worker(Gomerblog)]</ref>#On early November 2016, '''Hammersley''' played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/normal-saline/ Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight(Gomerblog)]</ref>#On Thanksgiving Day in 2016, '''Hammersley''' was consulted to repair a turkey's broken wishbone.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/ortho-broken-wishbone/ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone(Gomerblog)]</ref>#On January 11, 2017, '''Hammersley''' repaired his Medicine colleague's [[Stethoscope|stethoscope]] by slapping on an [[Ex Fix|ex fix]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/stethoscope-external-fixator/ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator(Gomerblog)]</ref>#On January 17, 2017, '''Hammersley''' admitted on behalf of orthopods everywhere that they like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/pina-coladas/ Ortho Likes Pina Coladas, Getting Caught in the Rain(Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On February 17, 2017, in the role of Orthopedic Surgeon General of the United States, '''Hammersley''' declared that day "National Bone Day."
#On February 21, 2017, '''Brock Hammersley''' wowed his Medicine colleagues when he diagnosed atrial fibrillation with [[RVRRRRR|RVR]] and started a diltiazem gtt all by himself.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/orthopod-puzzled-biceps/ Orthopod Bewildered by Internist with Bigger Biceps(Gomerblog)]</ref>#On March 10, 2017, '''Hammersley''' will be presenting a [[Grand Rounds]] at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center entitled "Are Boners Bones? A Review of the Evidence."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/grand-rounds/ Breaking: Grand Rounds Not Particularly Grand Today(Gomerblog)]</ref>#On June 18, 2017, '''Hammersley''' admitted that he invented CrossFit in under to help send his kids to college.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/orthopaedic-surgeon-admits-to-inventing-crossfit-to-finance-college-for-his-children/ Orthopaedic Surgeon Admits to Inventing CrossFit to Finance College for His Children(Gomerblog)]</ref>
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- [[Ex Fix]]
- [[Hip Pain]]
- [[Orthopod]]
- [[Steroids]]
- [[Tom Price]]