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Anyone really. However, in the case of a complicated [[Colon|colon]], having a [[Gastroenterologist|gastroenterologist]] perform it may not be a bad idea. Thanks to their training, they can employ advanced colonoscopic maneuvers such as the [http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/miley-cyrus-myoclonic-twerks/ twerk].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/09/advanced-colonoscopy-technique/ Gastroenterologist Discovers Advanced Colonoscopy Technique, Twerk Position, While Working on Miley Cyrus(Gomerblog)]</ref>

Only one: You're willing to undergo having a metal snake inserted into your [http://theoatmeal.com/comics/selfie_public bum hole].<ref>[http://theoatmeal.com/comics/selfie_public The Oatmeal's How to Use a Selfie Stick without Bothering Others(The Oatmeal)]</ref>

The most important part of the '''colonoscopy''' is the [http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/its-time-for-a-seasonal-pumpkin-spiced-bowel-prep/ bowel prep]. For more information on synthetic bowel preparations, please refer to [[Bowel Prep]], [[GoLYTELY]], or [[GoHEAVILY]]. If you wish to pursue a natural bowel preparation, then the best bet is to go to your nearest [[Chipotle Mexican Grill|Chipotle]] and see what infectious diseases are being offered.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/colon-looses-it-screams-ok-everybody-out/ Colon Loses It, Screams “OK, EVERYBODY OUT!”(Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/e-coli/ Chipotle States Burritos Made with Responsibly Raised E. Coli(Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/study-finds-majority-of-americans-would-rather-die-of-e-coli-than-not-eat-at-chipotle/ Study Finds Majority of Americans Would Rather Die of E. coli Than Not Eat...at Chipotle (Gomerblog)]</ref>

Word of warning: Bowel preparations may cause diarrhea and force cancellation of the '''colonoscopy.'''<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/diarrhea-2/ Patients Cancel Colonoscopy Due to Diarrhea(Gomerblog)]</ref> If this does occur, do the right thing and blame the doctor.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/colonoscopy-bowel-prep/ Poor Colonoscopy Bowel Prep Blamed on Doctor(Gomerblog)]</ref>

#In March of 2015, Dr. Mehmet Oz underwent '''colonoscopy''' revealing something we knew all along: he's FOS.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/colonoscopy/ Dr. Oz’s Colonoscopy Reveals That He’s FOS(Gomerblog)]</ref>#Amidst the crazy that accompanied the ''Pokémon Go'' release on July 6, 2016, gastroenterologist Jonathan Wilcox spotted a sigmoid Pikachu during a routine augmented-reality '''colonoscopy'''.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pikachu-spotted-mans-colon/ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon(Gomerblog)]</ref>

Google has already said the future of '''colonoscopies''' is here when they began introducing self-driving colonoscopes or '''colonoscopy''' drones to the public.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/googles-self-driving-colonoscopes-huge-success/ Google to Deploy Self-Driving Colonoscopes(Gomerblog)]</ref> Like their self-driving cars, Google's new colonoscopes are not without issues: the self-driving '''colonoscopy''' will still occasionally veer into someone else's [[Colon|colon]] and get into an accident. However, concerns over the costs associated with '''colonoscopies''' have led one Chicago-area hospital to replace colonoscopes, which can cost up to tens of thousands of dollars, with plastic reachers from the Home Depot, which cost only maybe $40 a pop.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/colonoscopes-plastic-reachers/ Colonoscopes Replaced by Plastic Reachers from Home Depot(Gomerblog)]</ref>

The makers of disposable [[Stethoscope|stethoscopes]], such as Melch Allyn, are also developing disposable colonoscopes that are good only for one use.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/disposable-colonoscopes/ Product Review: Melch Allyn’s Disposable Colonoscopes(Gomerblog)]</ref> Unfortunately, there have been delays as they haven't been to able to make the quality of the disposable colonoscopies sh*tty enough.