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'''Location'''
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The '''timeout cage''' is located either in the dialysis unit or the [[Nurses Station|nurses station]] for all to see.
'''Types of Cages'''
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The size of the '''timeout cage''' can vary depending on the budget allotted to the residency program on intern cages. A typical '''timeout cage''' is 4' x 4' x 6', though some "malignant" programs make malcontent interns bend to their well will by placing them into 2' x 2' x 2' cages. Most '''timeout cages''' have some sort of bedding or sheets at the bottom with access to water and occasional "doggy" treats. This may seem like deplorable conditions, but they are in fact an upgrade from the standard hospital [[Call Room|call room]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/medieval-dungeon/ Call Room Bears Striking Resemblance to Medieval Dungeon (Gomerblog)]</ref>
There are several indications for placing an intern into the '''timeout cage''':
#Caught using copy-and-paste
#Caught using cut-and-paste
#Failure to complete daily progress note by end of month
#Failure to pre-pre-round, pre-round, work round, and [[Rounds|round]] , post-round, and post-post-round on any given day
#Failure to urinate or defecate in the [[Bathroom|bathroom]] or outdoors like all the other potty-trained residents
#Not answering three consecutive questions from the supervising attendingcorrectly
#Not return a [[Page|page]] within 15 seconds
