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''Dr. Brock Hammersley (Orthopedic Surgery):'' If you squint and stand far back enough, it looks like a long bone, either a [[Femur|femur]] or a tibia. For that reason, I love the '''Empire State Building'''.
''Dr. Dick Johnson-Peters (Urology):'' It looks like a giant hard-on. I hate priapism.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/fire-hydrant-priapism/ Tired Urologist Mistakes Fire Hydrant for Man with Priapism(Gomerblog)]</ref>
''Dr. Hammersley:'' Everything looks like a giant penis to you.
