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MD: Have you traveled outside the country in the past 6 months?

Patient: Yes, I have.

MD: Where?

Patient: Argentina, Brazil, South Africa, and Australia.

MD (''silent jealousy''): Take me with you.

Patient: Excuse me?

MD: I said take me with you. This job is killing me. It must be better somewhere, anywhere but here.

Patient: I'm sorry, this is getting awkward.

MD: Will you help me write a resignation letter?

[[Category:Infectious Diseases]]