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'''Abdominal pain''' is a challenging complaint: it theoretically suggests true pathology, but we all know it's a red flag to some [[Pseudoseizures|sketchy behavior]]. This is especially the case if the patient is a [[Frequent Flyer|frequent flyer]].

The history helps guide the formation of a [[Differential Diagnosis|differential diagnosis]], though it is well known that the sensitivity and specificity is poor especially if the patient is lyingthrough his or her teeth. The location of '''abdominal pain''' can be helpful, but if the patient gestures towards the entire body when asked where the pain is then move on. Timing is helpful: sudden onset signals something acute whereas initial onset in the year of 1988 suggests a discharge might be imminent. Quality can be useful if the patient says words like "gnawing" or "colicky" but chances are you'll just here hear the phrase, "I don't know, it just hurts." Severity can be helpful; however, if the patient describes their pain as greater than 10 out of 10, push drug-seeking to the top of the differential and move get onwith it.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/11/pain-scales/ 20 Out of 10 Medical Providers Annoyed by Patients’ Misuse of Pain Scales (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/08/emesis/ Drug Seeker Fills Entire Emesis Bucket with Noise Before Receiving Dilaudid (Gomerblog)]</ref> You could ask if anything triggers the pain, if anything makes it better, if there are any other associated symptoms, or if the patient has any other pertinent past medical history, medications, travel history of , sexual history, but you've already devoted way too much time to the history, you're probably getting [[Page|paged]], so it is in the best interest of everyone involved to move on. Note: In the event the '''abdominal pain''' is occurring in a young woman of reproductive age, be like medical student Rick Hansen and avoid a pelvic exam at all costs.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/avoids-pelvic-exam/ Med Student Avoids Pelvic Exam for Record 1,429th Straight Day (Gomerblog)]</ref>