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'''''Cardiac''''' - The old ticker is potentially a ticking time bomb, and that's we have to take it seriously. The list of cardiac causes runs long:
* Myocardial ischemia - This results from [[Supply-Demand Mismatch|supply-demand mismatch]] and or someone scaring the sh*t out of you.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/jason-masks/ New Surgical Jason Masks Loved by Nurses, Doctors (Gomerblog)]</ref>* Aortic dissection - If you can manifest avoid dissecting your [[Aorta|aorta]], we highly recommend it.* Pericardiitis - We recommend against heart inflammation.* Heart failure - Not just CHF exacerbation, but CHF exasperation as anginawell.* Arrhythmia - This can include A-fib, B-fib, C-fib, V-tach, unstable anginaW, NSTEMItach, and STEMIX-tach. '''''Pulmonary''''' - This list is pretty damn long too. The lungs hate playing second fiddle to the heart, so it has nice list of its own: * Pneumonia - ''See [[Pneumonia]].''* Pneumothorax - Blame the intern who did it.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/07/july-intern-pneumothorax/ July Intern Really Excited to Cause His Very First Pneumothorax (Gomerblog)]</ref>* Aortic dissection Pulmonary embolism - ''See [[Pulmonary Embolism]].''* Pericardiitis Reacting airway disease - Includes asthma and [[COPD]]. Tell those lungs to stop overreacting.
