'''Dialogue Between a First and Second Responder'''
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''Second ResponderSECOND RESPONDER: I'm here! What happened?''
''First ResponderFIRST RESPONDER: Well, it's about time. What took you so long?''
''Second ResponderSECOND RESPONDER: You see....''
''First ResponderFIRST RESPONDER: Ugh, I don't want to hear it. You might as well be the [[Third Responder|third responder]].''
''Second ResponderSECOND RESPONDER: Yikes! [[Peter Edelstein|That guy's a real a**hole]].''
[[Category:Medical Celebrity]]
[[Category:Emergency Medicine]]
