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'''Notable Events in the Life of Brock'''
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'''2015'''
#On August 22, 2015, '''Hammersley''' put down his mallet and got his groove on when some Marvin Gaye started playing on the overhead speakers.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/08/hospital-marvin-gaye/ ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation Hospital Gets Sexy as Overhead Speakers Start Playing a Little Marvin Gaye (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On October 2, 2015, '''Hammersley''' explained that the [[ICD-10]] codes on babystrollers were absolutely necessary, saying that the "number of people falling from babystrollers is really quite astounding."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/icd-10-primer-lesson-4/ ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation (Gomerblog)]</ref>
'''2016'''
#On February 15, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was befuddled that some lovers broke their carpel bones because they didn't know the mmemonic "Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/hands/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On April 16, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was called in for special ops duty to try to extract two medical colleagues held hostage by a patient who wouldn't stop talking.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/tense-standoff-as-nurse-doctor-held-hostage-by-patients-neverending-talking/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On early November 2016, '''Hammersley''' played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/normal-saline/ Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On Thanksgiving Day in 2016, '''Hammersley''' was consulted to repair a turkey's broken wishbone.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/ortho-broken-wishbone/ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone (Gomerblog)]</ref>
'''2017'''
#On January 11, 2017, '''Hammersley''' repaired his Medicine colleague's [[Stethoscope|stethoscope]] by slapping on an [[Ex Fix|ex fix]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/stethoscope-external-fixator/ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On January 17, 2017, '''Hammersley''' admitted on behalf of orthopods everywhere that they like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/pina-coladas/ Ortho Likes Pina Coladas, Getting Caught in the Rain (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On March 10, 2017, '''Hammersley''' will be presenting a [[Grand Rounds]] at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center entitled "Are Boners Bones? A Review of the Evidence."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/grand-rounds/ Breaking: Grand Rounds Not Particularly Grand Today (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On June 18, 2017, '''Hammersley''' admitted that he invented CrossFit in under to help send his kids to college.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/06/orthopaedic-surgeon-admits-to-inventing-crossfit-to-finance-college-for-his-children/ Orthopaedic Surgeon Admits to Inventing CrossFit to Finance College for His Children (Gomerblog)]</ref>
#On July 13, 2017, '''Hammersley''' rushed home from work, his jaws locked around the femur like a vice, and buried the bone in his backyard with urgency.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/07/bury-bone-backyard/ Orthopod Rushes Home to Bury Bone in the Backyard (Gomerblog)]</ref>