Changes

''DoctorPATIENT: What seems to be the trouble?'I'm feeling dizzy.

''PatientDOCTOR: I'm feeling dizzy.''And giddy?

''DoctorPATIENT: And giddyCome again?''

''PatientDOCTOR: Come againAre you also feeling giddy?''

''DoctorPATIENT: Are you also feeling giddy?I'm afraid I don't understand.

''PatientDOCTOR: I'm afraid I don't understand.''You know, dizzy and giddy?

''DoctorPATIENT: You know, dizzy and giddyMust the two go together?''

DOCTOR: Most certainly. One cannot have dizziness without giddiness; R42 dictates it so. It''Patient: Must the two go together?s like bread without [[Stick of Butter|butter]], washing without drying, or gonorrhea without chlamydia.''

''DoctorPATIENT: Most certainly. One cannot have dizziness without giddiness; R42 dictates it so. It's like bread without [[Stick of Butter|butter]], washing without drying, or gonorrhea without chlamydia.''I see

''PatientDOCTOR: I seeBesides, you know the old saying, "Not far behind dizziness one finds giddiness.''"

''DoctorPATIENT: Besides, you know the old Such an odd saying, "Not far behind dizziness one finds giddiness."'' Is it even real? Who said it?

''PatientDOCTOR: Such an odd sayingShakespeare. Is it even real? But alas, let me rephrase. Who said itOther than this dizziness of which you speak, are you also in a state of excitable frivolity?''

''Doctor: Shakespeare. But alas, let me rephrase. Other than this dizziness of which you speak, are you also in a state of excitable frivolity?'' ''PatientPATIENT: I'd like a new doctor, please.''

- * [[Anger Management]] - * [[Burnout]] - * [[Dizzy Gillespie]] - * [[ICD-10]]* [[Teetering]]* [[Tightrope Walking]]