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American Society of Nephrology

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[[File:American Society of Nephrology Logo.png|300px|thumb|right]]
The '''American Society of Nephrology''' is an organization dedicated to the preservation of the [http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/errant-drug-rep-brings-fava-bean-casserole-to-g6pd-conference/ beans(Gomerblog)].
'''Vision'''
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To prevent, treat, and cure the beans by either giving [[Lasix (Furosemide)|Lasix]] or giving IV fluids.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/08/american-college-of-cardiology-is-publically-fights-with-the-american-society-of-nephrology/ American College of Cardiology Seen Publically Fighting with the American Society of Nephrology(Gomerblog0]</ref>
'''Mission'''
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To figure out acid-base disorders when no one else can.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/childrens-book-review-grace-chase-tackle-acid-base/ Children’s Book Review: Grace & Chase Tackle Acid-Base(Gomerblog)]</ref>
'''The Logo'''
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The logo is a very curious thing. In a poll conducted earlier this year by the '''ASN''', 98% of its members have no clue what the guy in the logo is doing, though they offered several explanations.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/nephrologists-asn-logo/ Nephrologists Still Unclear What the Guy in the ASN Logo is Doing(Gomerblog)]</ref>
'''Related Reading'''
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- * [[AEOIU]]* [[Calculus]]* [[Frosting]]* [[National Kidney Foundation]] - * [[Renal Failure]] - * [[Spin the Pee]]* [[Uremic Frost]]- * [[Urinary Tract Infection]]

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