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On November 22, 2016, the [[Centers for Disease Control and Prevention]] issued a blood-gravy content chart, not dissimilar to existing blood-alcohol content charts, warning Americans this holiday to not get behind the wheel after generous consumption of gravy.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/cdc-blood-gravy-content/ CDC Issues Blood Gravy Content Chart for Thanksgiving (Gomerblog)]</ref> It is not uncommon for the formulaic combination of tryptophan and gravy to put the majority of the United States into a deep coma until the first week of December.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/11/post-prandial-thanksgiving-state/ One Week Later, Americans Finally Waking Up from Post-Prandial Thanksgiving State (Gomerblog)]</ref>