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'''Coffee'''<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/nursing-stations-coffee/ The Joint Commission Now Encourages Coffee At Nursing Stations, Mortality Rates Plummet]</ref> is a magical elixir 99.9% of health care providers drink to keep awake through the reality that is our careers. It is a rare source of hope and happiness in the clinical setting, even if it tastes like sin or looks like melena. What matters is that '''coffee'''<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/coffee-machine/ Crisis Brewing as Unit 61’s Coffee Machine Broken]</ref> does the job and feels like it's made from unicorn smiles and angels' wings. Fear the provider who hasn't had his or her cup of morning joe.