Changes

''Going forward, I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment, this [[Cost-Saving|cost-saving ]] and value-added covenant:''

''I will be a visionary and give 110% 24/7 during this perfect [[Thyroid Storm|storm ]] and apply, for the benefit of the bottom line, all data-driven measures which are required, avoiding those twin traps of compassion and common sense.''

''I will architect a robust, [[Sonic Hedgehog|game-changing ]] integrated and user-friendly approach.''

''I will manage expectations and remember that there is art to medicine as well as science, ignore them all equally, and that the 4 P’s – prosperity, power, [[Charting|paperwork]], and protocols – may outweigh the [[Bovie|surgeon’s knife ]] or chemist’s drug.''

''I will not be ashamed to say “It’s a paradigm shift” or “It’s a win-win” or “I’m a team player” or “Deal with it” or “This is where the rubber meets the road” or “Let’s “[[Radiology's Circle of Tests|Let’s circle back to that” that]]” or “There’s some low-hanging fruit” or “I may sound like a broken record” or “My door is always open” or “Let’s address the elephant in the room,” nor will I fail to call in my colleagues when the skills of another are needed to deflect the honest questions or grumblings of those who work for me.''

''As an industry leader, I will raise the bar whenever I can, for raising the bar is preferable to dropping the [[Medicine Ball|ball]]. I will bring my A game.''

''As I step up to the [[ChooseMyPlate.gov Plate Portions for Hospital Personnel|plate]], I will remember that I remain a member of society, with special obligations to my fellow human beings, those sound of mind and body as well as the infirm.''