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[[File:Hansel_and_Gretel.jpg|300px|thumb|left|''"This residency program director gives me the creeps, Hansel. And should a hospital be edible?"'']]
'''Hansel and Gretel''' is a well-known fairy tale published in 1812 about German pediatric interns who are also brother and sister.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/childrens-book-review-grace-chase-tackle-acid-base/ Children’s Book Review: Grace & Chase Tackle Acid-Base]</ref> In this whimsical tale, '''Hansel and Gretel''' are kidnapped by an evil program director and kept in an evil hospital made out of cake, candy, MRSA, C. difficile, and other [[Chipotle Mexican Grill|delicious treats]]. '''Hansel and Gretel''' develop [http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/new-bmi-classification/ obesity ] and [[Diabetes|diabetes]] after eating the whole hospital, but eventually survive, lose the weight, and graduate residency.