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'''The Future of Colonoscopies'''
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Google has already said the future of '''colonoscopies''' is here when they began introducing self-driving colonoscopes or '''colonoscopy''' drones to the public.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/googles-self-driving-colonoscopes-huge-success/ Google to Deploy Self-Driving Colonoscopes]</ref> Like their self-driving cars, Google's new colonoscopes are not without issues: the self-driving '''colonoscopy''' will still occasionally veer into someone else's [[Colon|colon]] and get into an accident. However, concerns over the costs associated with '''colonoscopies''' have led one Chicago-area hospital to replace colonoscopes, which can cost up to tens of thousands of dollars, with plastic reachers from the Home Depot, which cost only maybe $40 a pop.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/colonoscopes-plastic-reachers/ Colonoscopes Replaced by Plastic Reachers from Home Depot]</ref>  The makers of disposable stethoscopes are also developing disposable colonoscopes that are good only for one use. Unfortunately, there have been delays as they haven't been to able to make the quality of the disposable colonoscopies sh*tty enough.

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