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'''Alkaline water''' is water made out of recycled batteries. For that reason, it is also known as battery juice. It has not been proven to prevent disease or slow the aging process. It does, however, taste like batteries.
'''Other Fluids to Consume'''
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- [[Almond Milk]]
- [[Cafe Au Lait]]
- [[Coffee]]
- [[Chicken Soup]]
- [[Corona]]
- [[Dr Pepper]]
- [[Extra-Virgin Olive Oil]]
- [[Extra-Slutty Olive Oil]]
- [[Gatorade]]
- [[Mittelschmerz Pelvic Pale Ale]]
[[Category:Food & Nutrition]]
