Syphilis

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Syphilis is a... a... well, let's just say you don't want to catch syphilis.[1]


Latent Syphilis


Shhhhh!!!! The syphilis is sleeeeeping. (Be quiet, you don't want to wake it up.)


Primary Syphilis


When you catch syphilis the first time. Beware the chancre, which is cancer misspelled with an H mixed in.


Secondary Syphilis


When you catch syphilis twice! DRATS!!! Sometimes the second syphilis can manifest as a rash (see Maculopapular Rash).


Tertiary Syphilis


Damn it, you've caught syphilis for a third time! An unfortunate complication is neurosyphilis, a condition where your neurologist catches it from you. Neurosyphilis is also known as Bieber fever.


Treatment


Penicillin. And stop sleeping around. Safe sex, people, safe sex!


Other Fun Topics


- Butch Chlamydia and the Syphilis Kid

- Clostridium difficile

- MRSA

- Pneumonia

- Trichonometry

- Urinary Tract Infection


References


  1. Traffic Not Only Causes Stress, It Causes Syphilis Too (Gomerblog)


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