Vitamin D Deficiency

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"For the love of... What is that horrific brightness in the distance?!"

One of the major epidemics afflicting medical professionals, vitamin D deficiency is due to deprivation of sunlight from long work days.[1] Daytime personnel never see the sun because they enter a health care facility before sunrise and leave after sunset. Nighttime personnel[2] never see the sun because they get home before sunrise, go to sleep, and wake up after sunset. As of July 16, 2016, no health care professional has ever seen the sun in person, they have only heard about it through tales and folklore. Unfortunately, on December 22, 2016, 38-year-old radiologist Jack Lambert attempted to get some sunlight but died upon immediate exposure.[3]


  1. Health Care Providers Unsure What That Bright Yellow Glowing Orb is in the Sky
  2. Book of Delivery Menus Missing, 20 Night Nurses & Doctors Die of Hunger
  3. Radiologist Dies Upon Immediate Exposure to Sunlight

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