Call Room

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A hospital call room is a dark and scary place where on-call medical personnel may choose to sleep or have awkward romantic encounters.[1][2] Sleeping here requires courage as it is a slight downgrade from a prison cell.[3] Roughly 20% of medical personnel vanish per year in a call room. The linens were last changed in 1985 and won't be changed any time soon as it would disturb the habitat of bed bugs and lice. Though there is a phone and computer in the room, both have been shut off as a cost-cutting measure. Due to the lack of windows in a call room, it is always wise to pack a candle and some matches. If the call room causes full-blown depression, then it has succeeded in its purpose.[4]

Recent Events

  1. In the spring of 2014, the new 25-Hour Energy drink was released for use by health care professionals and slowly but surely call rooms are being converted into work rooms given that sleep is now obsolete.[5]

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  1. Philadelphia Area Hospital Announces Program to House Homeless in Resident Call Rooms (Gomerblog)
  2. Call Room Passion Described as “Awkward,” “Sweaty” (Gomerblog)
  3. Call Room Bears Striking Resemblance to Medieval Dungeon (Gomerblog)
  4. After Successful Renovation, New Call Room is Now Optimized to Cause Full-On Depression (Gomerblog)
  5. New Energy Drink, 25-Hour Energy, Marketed to Physicians, Allows Hospitals to Convert On-Call Rooms into Work Rooms (Gomerblog)

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