Call Room

From Gomerpedia
Jump to: navigation, search
"Boy oh boy, I can't wait to lie down!"

A hospital call room is a dark and scary place where on-call medical personnel may choose to sleep or have awkward romantic encounters.[1][2] Sleeping here requires courage as it is a slight downgrade from a prison cell. Roughly 20% of medical personnel vanish per year in a call room. The linens were last changed in 1985 and won't be changed any time soon as it would disturb the habitat of bed bugs and lice. Though there is a phone and computer in the room, both have been shut off as a cost-cutting measure. Due to the lack of windows in a call room, it is always wise to pack a candle and some matches.


Recent Events


  1. In the spring of 2014, the new 25-Hour Energy drink was released for use by health care professionals and slowly but surely call rooms are being converted into work rooms given that sleep is now obsolete.[3]


References


  1. Philadelphia Area Hospital Announces Program to House Homeless in Resident Call Rooms
  2. Call Room Passion Described as “Awkward,” “Sweaty”
  3. New Energy Drink, 25-Hour Energy, Marketed to Physicians, Allows Hospitals to Convert On-Call Rooms into Work Rooms


Fun Stuff

Try a random entry.
Push me button.jpg
OR 
this post with your friends


Random Gomerpedia Entries



Need More Gomer?