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A test used to check [[Stool Sample|stool samples]] for occult blood, the '''FOBT''' is just '''freakin' outrageous butt test'''.
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A test used to check [[Stool Sample|stool samples]] for occult blood (YUCK!!!!), the '''FOBT''' is a '''freakin' outrageous butt test''' because the patient was rude enough to not make their [[BRBPR]] overt, as in melena or hematochezia.  And if you can find someone that carries the developer to actually perform the test, it's your lucky day. Go buy a [[Lottery|lottery]] ticket.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/following-2-million-lottery-win-doctors-still-in-debt/ Following $2 Million Lottery Win, Doctors Still in Debt (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/doctor-wins-lottery-jerks/ Doctor Wins Lottery: Patient List Free of Jerks, A**holes (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/powerball-miracle-healthcare/ Hoping for a Powerball Miracle, Healthcare Providers Across America Drafting Resignation Letters (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/14758/ With No Powerball Winner, Millions of Healthcare Professionals Begrudgingly Show up to Work (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
  
  
 
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- [http://gomerblog.com/2013/09/advanced-colonoscopy-technique/ Miley Cyrus Colonoscopy]
 
- [http://gomerblog.com/2013/09/advanced-colonoscopy-technique/ Miley Cyrus Colonoscopy]
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- [http://gomerblog.com/2013/07/playstation-3-to-unveil-new-colonoscopy-video-game/ Playstation 3 Colonoscopy]
 
- [http://gomerblog.com/2013/07/playstation-3-to-unveil-new-colonoscopy-video-game/ Playstation 3 Colonoscopy]
  
 
- [http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pikachu-spotted-mans-colon/ Pokémon Colonoscopy]
 
- [http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pikachu-spotted-mans-colon/ Pokémon Colonoscopy]
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Revision as of 18:24, 25 February 2017

A test used to check stool samples for occult blood, the FOBT is just freakin' outrageous butt test.


Related Tests

- Colonoscopy

- Dr. Oz Colonoscopy

- Miley Cyrus Colonoscopy

- Playstation 3 Colonoscopy

- Pokémon Colonoscopy


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