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#On October 2, 2015, '''Hammersley''' explained that the [[ICD-10]] codes on babystrollers were absolutely necessary, saying that the "number of people falling from babystrollers is really quite astounding."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/icd-10-primer-lesson-4/ ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation]</ref>
 
#On February 15, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was befuddled that some lovers broke their carpel bones because they didn't know the mmemonic "Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/hands/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking]</ref>
 
#On February 15, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was befuddled that some lovers broke their carpel bones because they didn't know the mmemonic "Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle."<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/hands/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking]</ref>
 
#On April 16, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was called in for special ops duty to try to extract two medical colleagues held hostage by a patient who wouldn't stop talking.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/tense-standoff-as-nurse-doctor-held-hostage-by-patients-neverending-talking/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking]</ref>
 
#On April 16, 2016, '''Hammersley''' was called in for special ops duty to try to extract two medical colleagues held hostage by a patient who wouldn't stop talking.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/tense-standoff-as-nurse-doctor-held-hostage-by-patients-neverending-talking/ Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking]</ref>

Revision as of 14:18, 3 March 2017

Brock Hammersley is an orthopedic surgeon.


Notable Events in the Life of Brock


  1. On October 2, 2015, Hammersley explained that the ICD-10 codes on babystrollers were absolutely necessary, saying that the "number of people falling from babystrollers is really quite astounding."[1]
  2. On February 15, 2016, Hammersley was befuddled that some lovers broke their carpel bones because they didn't know the mmemonic "Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle."[2]
  3. On April 16, 2016, Hammersley was called in for special ops duty to try to extract two medical colleagues held hostage by a patient who wouldn't stop talking.[3]
  4. On July 16, 2016, Hammersley undertook the gargantuan task of reading Infectious Diseases' epic consult note that started with the phrase "Once upon a time..."[4]
  5. On August 20, 2016, Hammersley only had good things to say when he used the new Swiss Army commode to listen to a patient's bones.[5]
  6. On August 27, 2016, Hammersley was punched in the throat by universally-disliked antisocial worker Timothy Pyro.[6]
  7. In early November 2015, Hammersley played a pivotal role in a quadruple-blind clinical water balloon fight.[7]
  8. On Thanksgiving Day in 2016, Hammersley was consulted to repair a turkey's broken wishbone.[8]
  9. On January 11, 2017, Hammersley repaired his Medicine colleague's stethoscope by slapping on an ex fix.[9]
  10. On January 17, 2017, Hammersley admitted on behalf of orthopods everywhere that they like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.[10]
  11. On February 17, 2017, in the role of Orthopedic Surgeon General of the United States, Hammersley declared that day "National Bone Day."
  12. On February 21, 2017, Brock Hammersley wowed his Medicine colleagues when he diagnosed atrial fibrillation with RVR and started a diltiazem gtt all by himself.[11]
  13. On March 10, 2017, Hammersley will be presenting a Grand Rounds at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center entitled "Are Boners Bones? A Review of the Evidence."[12]


References


  1. ICD-10 Primer, Lesson 4: Babystroller Documentation
  2. Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking
  3. Nurse & Doctor Held Hostage by Patient Who Keeps Talking
  4. ID’s Epic Consult Note Starts with “Once Upon a Time”
  5. Meet the New Hospital Swiss Army Commode
  6. Staff Not a Fan of New Antisocial Worker
  7. Normal Saline vs. Lactated Ringer’s: Results of a Phase 3 Randomized Quadruple-Blind Clinical Water Balloon Fight
  8. Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone
  9. Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator
  10. Ortho Likes Pina Coladas, Getting Caught in the Rain
  11. Orthopod Bewildered by Internist with Bigger Biceps
  12. Breaking: Grand Rounds Not Particularly Grand Today


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