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The '''Trendelenburger''' is a delicious new [[Grass-Fed Beef|grass-fed beef]] patty burger with lettuce, tomatoes, [[Mayo Clinic|mayo]], and diabetes that is appearing in hospital cafeterias nationwide.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/01/reverse-trendelenburg/ Doctor Reverse Actually the Discoverer of Reverse-Trendelenburg (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/beef-rib/ Beef Rib Named Official State Fruit of Texas (Gomerblog)]</ref> Because it needs to be eaten while laying on a table with your head tilted to 45 degrees from the floor, it almost certainly causes horrible reflux.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/american-diet/ Hospital Introduces “American Diet,” Patient Satisfaction Soars (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/new-bmi-classification/ BMI Classification Replaces Word “Obesity” with “American” (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/obesity-epidemic/ Amidst Obesity Epidemic, Task Force Creates Glasgow Food Coma Scale (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/2015-acls-bacon/ 2015 ACLS Bacon Withdrawal Algorithm (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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The '''Trendelenburger''' is a delicious new [[Grass-Fed Beef|grass-fed beef]] patty burger appearing in hospital cafeterias nationwide.  Because it needs to be eaten while laying on a table with your head tilted to 45 degrees from the floor, it almost certainly causes horrible reflux.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/beef-rib/ Beef Rib Named Official State Fruit of Texas]</ref>
  
  
 
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Revision as of 18:28, 4 March 2017

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The Trendelenburger is a delicious new grass-fed beef patty burger appearing in hospital cafeterias nationwide. Because it needs to be eaten while laying on a table with your head tilted to 45 degrees from the floor, it almost certainly causes horrible reflux.[1]


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  1. Beef Rib Named Official State Fruit of Texas


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