Trendelenburger

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The Trendelenburger is a delicious new grass-fed beef patty burger with lettuce, tomatoes, mayo, and diabetes that is appearing in hospital cafeterias nationwide.[1][2] Because it needs to be eaten while laying on a table with your head tilted to 45 degrees from the floor, it almost certainly causes horrible reflux.[3][4][5][6]


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  1. Doctor Reverse Actually the Discoverer of Reverse-Trendelenburg
  2. Beef Rib Named Official State Fruit of Texas
  3. Hospital Introduces “American Diet,” Patient Satisfaction Soars
  4. BMI Classification Replaces Word “Obesity” with “American”
  5. Amidst Obesity Epidemic, Task Force Creates Glasgow Food Coma Scale
  6. 2015 ACLS Bacon Withdrawal Algorithm


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