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To health care professionals, a '''bathroom break''' is a thing of legend.  You see, health care professionals are never allowed to take a '''bathroom break'''.  Only after they've done with their [[Charting|charting]], documentation, and patient care in that order respectively, can they go to bathroom.  They're even support to chart when they go to the bathroom.  To be a health care professional, a [[Foley Catheter|Foley catheter'' is definitely recommended.
 
 
To health care professionals, a '''bathroom break''' is a thing of legend.  You see, health care professionals are ''rarely'' allowed to take a '''bathroom break'''.  Only after they're done with their [[Charting|charting]], documentation, and patient care, in that order respectively, can they go to bathroom.  And even then they might not remember to go or, worse, when they do go it is a harrowing experience.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/healthcare-workers/ Forgot-to-Pee Syndrome Afflicting Millions of Health Care Workers (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/07/physician-paged/ Gastroenterologist Paged Record 35 Times While in Restroom (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/08/mid-poop-toilet-paper/ Doctor Frantically Considers Options As He Realizes There’s No Toilet Paper Mid-Poop (Gomerblog)]</ref> They're even support to chart when they go to the bathroom.  To anyone who wishes to become a health care professional, a chronic indwelling [[Foley Catheter|Foley catheter]] is recommended.
 
  
  
 
'''Complications of Being a Health Care Professional'''
 
'''Complications of Being a Health Care Professional'''
 
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* [[Burnout]]
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- [[Burnout]]
* [[EHR]]
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* [[Hospicillin]]
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- [[EHR]]
* [[Renal Failure]]
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* [[Urinary Tract Infection]]
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- [[Hospicillin]]
  
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- [[Renal Failure]]
  
'''References'''
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- [[Urinary Tract Infection]]
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[[Category:Phrases & Expressions]]
 
[[Category:Phrases & Expressions]]
 
[[Category:Nursing]]
 
[[Category:Nursing]]

Revision as of 15:40, 6 March 2017

To health care professionals, a bathroom break is a thing of legend. You see, health care professionals are never allowed to take a bathroom break. Only after they've done with their charting, documentation, and patient care in that order respectively, can they go to bathroom. They're even support to chart when they go to the bathroom. To be a health care professional, a [[Foley Catheter|Foley catheter is definitely recommended.


Complications of Being a Health Care Professional


- Burnout

- EHR

- Hospicillin

- Renal Failure

- Urinary Tract Infection


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