Bathroom Break

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"Such a fancy hospital bathroom!!!"

To health care professionals, a bathroom break is a thing of legend. You see, health care professionals are rarely allowed to take a bathroom break. Only after they're done with their charting, documentation, and patient care, in that order respectively, can they go to bathroom. And even then they might not remember to go or, worse, when they do go it is a harrowing experience.[1][2][3] They're even support to chart when they go to the bathroom. To anyone who wishes to become a health care professional, a chronic indwelling Foley catheter is recommended.

Complications of Being a Health Care Professional


  1. Forgot-to-Pee Syndrome Afflicting Millions of Health Care Workers (Gomerblog)
  2. Gastroenterologist Paged Record 35 Times While in Restroom (Gomerblog)
  3. Doctor Frantically Considers Options As He Realizes There’s No Toilet Paper Mid-Poop (Gomerblog)

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