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| − | The '''Trendelenburger''' is a delicious new [[Grass-Fed Beef|grass-fed beef]] patty burger with lettuce, tomatoes, [[Mayo Clinic|mayo]], and diabetes that is appearing in hospital cafeterias nationwide.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/01/reverse-trendelenburg/ Doctor Reverse Actually the Discoverer of Reverse-Trendelenburg | + | The '''Trendelenburger''' is a delicious new [[Grass-Fed Beef|grass-fed beef]] patty burger with lettuce, tomatoes, [[Mayo Clinic|mayo]], and diabetes that is appearing in hospital cafeterias nationwide.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/01/reverse-trendelenburg/ Doctor Reverse Actually the Discoverer of Reverse-Trendelenburg]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/beef-rib/ Beef Rib Named Official State Fruit of Texas]</ref> Because it needs to be eaten while laying on a table with your head tilted to 45 degrees from the floor, it almost certainly causes horrible reflux.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/american-diet/ Hospital Introduces “American Diet,” Patient Satisfaction Soars]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/new-bmi-classification/ BMI Classification Replaces Word “Obesity” with “American”]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/obesity-epidemic/ Amidst Obesity Epidemic, Task Force Creates Glasgow Food Coma Scale]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/2015-acls-bacon/ 2015 ACLS Bacon Withdrawal Algorithm]</ref> |
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Revision as of 15:57, 6 March 2017
The Trendelenburger is a delicious new grass-fed beef patty burger with lettuce, tomatoes, mayo, and diabetes that is appearing in hospital cafeterias nationwide.[1][2] Because it needs to be eaten while laying on a table with your head tilted to 45 degrees from the floor, it almost certainly causes horrible reflux.[3][4][5][6]
Related Reading
- Aspirate
- Bacon
- McRib
- Prego
References
- ↑ Doctor Reverse Actually the Discoverer of Reverse-Trendelenburg
- ↑ Beef Rib Named Official State Fruit of Texas
- ↑ Hospital Introduces “American Diet,” Patient Satisfaction Soars
- ↑ BMI Classification Replaces Word “Obesity” with “American”
- ↑ Amidst Obesity Epidemic, Task Force Creates Glasgow Food Coma Scale
- ↑ 2015 ACLS Bacon Withdrawal Algorithm
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