Difference between revisions of "Standing Ovation"

Latest revision as of 06:07, 11 March 2017

A standing ovation is something a patient deserves when they only wish to manage their pain with Tylenol or NSAIDs^[1] or say thank you every once in a while.

Other Scenarios That May Warrant a Standing Ovation

1. Patient not asking for double portions
2. Patient underutilizing the call light
3. When a potassium isn't hemolyzed^[2]
4. When a low potassium is successfully repleted^[3]
5. Patient is compliant
6. Patient supports vaccination^[4]

References

1. ↑ Rare Patient Asks Only for Tylenol for Pain, Receives Standing Ovation
2. ↑ Blood Sample Spontaneously Unhemolyzes Because Nurse Asks Nicely
3. ↑ Team to Replete the Hell Out of Patient’s Potassium
4. ↑ Mutations in the Anti-Vaxxers’ Brain Discovered

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