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'''Cinnabon''' is an American purveyor of cinnamon rolls and [[Type 5 Diabetes Mellitus|diabetes]].  It is joint consensus between nutritions and physicists that there is enough caloric power in a '''Cinnabon''', if lit, to cause a nuclear explosion.  It is slowly replacing radiolabeled fried eggs during gastric emptying studies.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/radiology-departments/ ‘Nuclear Cinnabon’ Improves Radiology Department’s Patient Satisfaction Scores]</ref>  Most recently, '''Cinnabon''' has piloted a brand new product called the Insulinabon.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/cinnabon-giving-away-free-insulin-rolls/ Cinnabon Creates New Insulin Rolls: Insulinabons]</ref>

'''Cinnabon''' is an American purveyor of cinnamon rolls and [[Type 5 Diabetes Mellitus|diabetes]].  It is joint consensus between nutritions and physicists that there is enough caloric power in a '''Cinnabon''', if lit, to cause a nuclear explosion.  It is slowly replacing radiolabeled fried eggs during gastric emptying studies.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/radiology-departments/ ‘Nuclear Cinnabon’ Improves Radiology Department’s Patient Satisfaction Scores]</ref>  Most recently, '''Cinnabon''' has piloted a brand new product called the Insulinabon.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/cinnabon-giving-away-free-insulin-rolls/ Cinnabon Creates New Insulin Rolls: Insulinabons]</ref>