Difference between revisions of "PAIN"

Latest revision as of 19:36, 22 March 2017

"I knew that 20 out of 10 pain is actually bullsh*t!"

PAIN, which stands for Pain Acquiring Instrument Neat-O, is a pain detector that eliminates the need for patients to tell us their pain score^[1], which is always exaggerated anyway.^[2]

Related Reading

- Pain is the 5th Vital Sign

- Seven Wonders of the Medical World

- Vital Signs

- Nonvital Signs

References

1. ↑ Pain Detector Gives Actual Pain Score
2. ↑ 20 Out of 10 Medical Providers Annoyed by Patients’ Misuse of Pain Scales

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