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"I knew that 20 out of 10 pain is actually bullsh*t!"

PAIN, which stands for Pain Acquiring Instrument Neat-O, is a pain detector that eliminates the need for patients to tell us their pain score[1], which is always exaggerated anyway.[2]

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  1. Pain Detector Gives Actual Pain Score
  2. 20 Out of 10 Medical Providers Annoyed by Patients’ Misuse of Pain Scales

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