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There are three types of '''muscle cars''':  
 
There are three types of '''muscle cars''':  
  
#Type 1: This car is designed such as to look like a heart, masseter, uterus, soleus, or gluteus maximus.
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#''Type 1'': This car is designed such as to look like a heart, masseter, uterus, soleus, or gluteus maximus.
#Type 2: This car does not look like a human muscle but is instead made up out of 100% human hearts, masseters, uteri, solei, and glutei maximi.   
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#''Type 2'': This car does not look like a human muscle but is instead made up out of 100% human hearts, masseters, uteri, solei, and glutei maximi.   
#Type 3: A combination of type 1 and type 2, a type 3 '''muscle car''' both looks and is made up of human muscles.
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#''Type 3'': A combination of type 1 and type 2, a type 3 '''muscle car''' both looks and is made up of human muscles.
  
  

Revision as of 08:23, 2 July 2017

"Wow, that car looks like a metal uterus!"

A muscle car is a high-performance, two-door, rear-while drive, mid-sized or full-sized care that 100% American-made. The reason why they're called muscle cars is that when you see one or drive one it reminds of you of the strongest muscles in the human body: the heart, masseter, soleus, gluteus maximus, and uterus.


Types


There are three types of muscle cars:

  1. Type 1: This car is designed such as to look like a heart, masseter, uterus, soleus, or gluteus maximus.
  2. Type 2: This car does not look like a human muscle but is instead made up out of 100% human hearts, masseters, uteri, solei, and glutei maximi.
  3. Type 3: A combination of type 1 and type 2, a type 3 muscle car both looks and is made up of human muscles.


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