Swamp Crotch

Swamp crotch is one of the most terrible of medical maladies in which hot, moist sweat accumulates in the nether region, pools between your legs, and creates arguably one of the worst odors in the galaxy.

Prevention & Treatment

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Surprisingly there are ways to prevent and treat swamp crotch and it doesn't involve jumping into a meat locker.

Other Crotchety Badness

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• Balls to the Wall
• Foley Catheter
• Lasix (Furosemide)
• Nonvital Signs
• Ping Pong Balls
• Pinprick Test
• Pregenital Thump
• PubeMed
• Renal Failure
• Spin the Pee
• Steven's Johnson
• Tinkle Bell
• Urethra Franklin
• Urinary Tract Infection

References

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