Difference between revisions of "Handshake"

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A '''handshake''' is the act of using one's hand to shake another person's hand in a formal exchange of germs.
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A '''handshake''' is the act of using one's hand to shake another person's hand in a formal exchange of germs.  In the event you really want to show your respect to the person whose hand you just shook, proceed to rub your eyes and lick your hands to ensure maximum spread of both germs and gratitude.  
  
  

Revision as of 06:08, 4 July 2017

"You've got a firm and grimy hand, Stan!"

A handshake is the act of using one's hand to shake another person's hand in a formal exchange of germs. In the event you really want to show your respect to the person whose hand you just shook, proceed to rub your eyes and lick your hands to ensure maximum spread of both germs and gratitude.


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