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| − | A test used to check [[Stool Sample|stool samples]] for occult blood (YUCK!!!!), the '''FOBT''' is a '''freakin' outrageous butt test''' because the patient was rude enough to not make their [[BRBPR]] overt, as in melena or hematochezia. And if you can find someone that carries the developer to actually perform the test, it's your lucky day. Go buy a [[Lottery|lottery]] ticket.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/following-2-million-lottery-win-doctors-still-in-debt/ Following $2 Million Lottery Win, Doctors Still in Debt (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/doctor-wins-lottery-jerks/ Doctor Wins Lottery: Patient List Free of Jerks, A**holes (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/powerball-miracle-healthcare/ Hoping for a Powerball Miracle, Healthcare Providers Across America Drafting Resignation Letters (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/14758/ With No Powerball Winner, Millions of Healthcare Professionals Begrudgingly Show up to Work (Gomerblog)]</ref> | + | A test used to check [[Stool Sample|stool samples]] for occult blood (YUCK!!!!), the '''FOBT''' is a '''freakin' outrageous butt test'''. |
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Revision as of 10:02, 4 July 2017
A test used to check stool samples for occult blood (YUCK!!!!), the FOBT is a freakin' outrageous butt test.
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