Difference between revisions of "Rectal Exam"

Latest revision as of 13:13, 7 July 2017

"Dear word, why is my finger in here?!?"

GROSS. Skip this part of the exam.^[1] Nothing will ever justify putting a finger or arm into a patient’s rectum. (Shudder.) The only time you might be justified doing a rectal exam is if you suspect a Pokémon.^[2]

Related Reading

- Butthurt

- Colonoscopy

- Pain in the Butt

- Pain in the Neck

- Physical Exam

- Rectify

- Sh*ts and Giggles

References

1. ↑ Physical Exam Tips: The Abdomen (Gomerblog)
2. ↑ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon (Gomerblog)

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