Difference between revisions of "Rectal Exam"
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| − | + | GROSS. Skip this part of the exam.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/physical-exam-tips-abdomen/ Physical Exam Tips: The Abdomen (Gomerblog)]</ref> Nothing will ever justify putting a finger or arm into a patient’s [[Rectum|rectum]]. (Shudder.) The only time you might be justified doing a '''rectal exam''' is if you suspect a [[Pokémon]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pikachu-spotted-mans-colon/ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon (Gomerblog)]</ref> | |
| − | GROSS. Skip this part of the exam.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/physical-exam-tips-abdomen/ Physical Exam Tips: The Abdomen]</ref> Nothing will ever justify putting a finger or arm into a patient’s [[Rectum|rectum]]. (Shudder.) The only time you might be justified doing a '''rectal exam''' is if you suspect a [[Pokémon]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pikachu-spotted-mans-colon/ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon]</ref> | ||
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Latest revision as of 13:13, 7 July 2017
GROSS. Skip this part of the exam.[1] Nothing will ever justify putting a finger or arm into a patient’s rectum. (Shudder.) The only time you might be justified doing a rectal exam is if you suspect a Pokémon.[2]
Related Reading
- Butthurt
- Rectify
References
- ↑ Physical Exam Tips: The Abdomen (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon (Gomerblog)
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