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A relation of the [[Tooth Fairy|tooth fairy]], the '''femur fairy''' take peoples' [[Femur|femurs]], which are kept under the pillow for safekeeping, and leave them a hefty sum of cash in return.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/teratoma/ Tooth Fairy Refusing to Take Teeth from a Teratoma (Gomerblog)]</ref>  '''Femur fairies''' tend to be more muscular than tooth fairies given the extra heft and size of [[Femur|femurs]].  It is unclear what the '''femur fairies''' do with this amassed collection of long bones, but if they're anything like anesthesiologists they're making forts out of them.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/drape-fort/ Anesthesia Completes Construction of Epic OR Drape Fort (Gomerblog)]</ref>
 
A relation of the [[Tooth Fairy|tooth fairy]], the '''femur fairy''' take peoples' [[Femur|femurs]], which are kept under the pillow for safekeeping, and leave them a hefty sum of cash in return.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/12/teratoma/ Tooth Fairy Refusing to Take Teeth from a Teratoma (Gomerblog)]</ref>  '''Femur fairies''' tend to be more muscular than tooth fairies given the extra heft and size of [[Femur|femurs]].  It is unclear what the '''femur fairies''' do with this amassed collection of long bones, but if they're anything like anesthesiologists they're making forts out of them.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/drape-fort/ Anesthesia Completes Construction of Epic OR Drape Fort (Gomerblog)]</ref>
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'''Did You Know'''
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Did you know Stryker makes Mini-[[Stryker Surgical Snacks]] for '''femur fairies'''?
  
  

Revision as of 14:07, 9 July 2017

"I collect bones too!"

A relation of the tooth fairy, the femur fairy take peoples' femurs, which are kept under the pillow for safekeeping, and leave them a hefty sum of cash in return.[1] Femur fairies tend to be more muscular than tooth fairies given the extra heft and size of femurs. It is unclear what the femur fairies do with this amassed collection of long bones, but if they're anything like anesthesiologists they're making forts out of them.[2]


Did You Know


Did you know Stryker makes Mini-Stryker Surgical Snacks for femur fairies?


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  1. Tooth Fairy Refusing to Take Teeth from a Teratoma (Gomerblog)
  2. Anesthesia Completes Construction of Epic OR Drape Fort (Gomerblog)


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