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'''Dizziness''' cannot happen without giddiness, as the ICD-10 code R42 stands for '''dizziness''' and giddiness.  If a patient presents with '''dizziness''', be sure your line of questioning is appropriate.
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'''Dizziness''' cannot happen without giddiness, as the ICD-10 code R42 stands for "'''dizziness''' ''and'' giddiness." If a patient presents with '''dizziness''', be sure your line of questioning is appropriate.
  
  
 
'''How to Talk to a Patient with Dizziness'''
 
'''How to Talk to a Patient with Dizziness'''
 
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DOCTOR: What seems to be the trouble?
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PATIENT: I'm feeling dizzy.
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DOCTOR: And giddy?
  
''Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?''
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PATIENT: Come again?
  
''Patient: I'm feeling dizzy.''
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DOCTOR: Are you also feeling giddy?
  
''Doctor: And giddy?''
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PATIENT: I'm afraid I don't understand.
  
''Patient: Come again?''
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DOCTOR: You know, dizzy and giddy?
  
''Doctor: Are you also feeling giddy?''
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PATIENT: Must the two go together?
  
''Patient: I'm afraid I don't understand.''
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DOCTOR: Most certainly.  One cannot have dizziness without giddiness; R42 dictates it so.  It's like bread without [[Stick of Butter|butter]], washing without drying, or gonorrhea without chlamydia.''
  
''Doctor: You know, dizzy and giddy?  One cannot have dizziness without giddiness; R42 dictates it so. Besides, you know the old saying, "Not far behind dizziness one finds giddiness."''
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PATIENT: I see.
  
''Patient: Such an odd saying. Is it even real?  Who said it?''
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DOCTOR: Besides, you know the old saying, "Not far behind dizziness one finds giddiness."
  
''Doctor: No one, I just made it up. But alas, let me rephrase: are you also in a state of excitable frivolity?''
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PATIENT: Such an odd saying.  Is it even real? Who said it?
  
''Patient: I'd like a new doctor, please.''
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DOCTOR: Shakespeare.  But alas, let me rephrase.  Other than this dizziness of which you speak, are you also in a state of excitable frivolity?
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PATIENT: I'd like a new doctor, please.
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'''Additional Topics'''
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* [[Anger Management]]
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* [[Burnout]]
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* [[Dizzy Gillespie]]
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* [[ICD-10]]
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* [[Teetering]]
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* [[Tightrope Walking]]
  
 
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[[Category:Symptoms]]
 
[[Category:Administration & Paperwork]]
 
[[Category:Administration & Paperwork]]

Latest revision as of 18:59, 17 July 2017

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Dizziness cannot happen without giddiness, as the ICD-10 code R42 stands for "dizziness and giddiness." If a patient presents with dizziness, be sure your line of questioning is appropriate.


How to Talk to a Patient with Dizziness


DOCTOR: What seems to be the trouble?

PATIENT: I'm feeling dizzy.

DOCTOR: And giddy?

PATIENT: Come again?

DOCTOR: Are you also feeling giddy?

PATIENT: I'm afraid I don't understand.

DOCTOR: You know, dizzy and giddy?

PATIENT: Must the two go together?

DOCTOR: Most certainly. One cannot have dizziness without giddiness; R42 dictates it so. It's like bread without butter, washing without drying, or gonorrhea without chlamydia.

PATIENT: I see.

DOCTOR: Besides, you know the old saying, "Not far behind dizziness one finds giddiness."

PATIENT: Such an odd saying. Is it even real? Who said it?

DOCTOR: Shakespeare. But alas, let me rephrase. Other than this dizziness of which you speak, are you also in a state of excitable frivolity?

PATIENT: I'd like a new doctor, please.


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