Difference between revisions of "Double Portions"

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Double portions refers to a patient request to have double the food portions that is ordered for them.

Diagnosis

Patient asks for double portions.

Treatment

Say no and make NPO.^[1][2][3][4]

Other Diets

• American Diet
• Biblical Portions
• Feast or Famine
• Low-Broccoli Diet
• Mediterranean Diet
• Of Biblical Proportions
• Paleo Diet
• Project BOOST
• Subterranean Diet

References

1. ↑ No Way, Jose: Patient Request for Double Portions Denied, Made NPO as Punishment (Gomerblog)
2. ↑ Patient “Starving to Death” After 1 Hour NPO, Actually Starves to Death Another Hour Later (Gomerblog)
3. ↑ Santa Claus Aspirates Milk, Cookies after Ignoring NPO Guidelines (Gomerblog)
4. ↑ Texas Execution Delayed Due to Inmate’s NPO Status (Gomerblog)

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