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[[File:AAO Logo.png|150px|thumb|leftright|''Slogan: "If you can read our logo, you have 20/20 vision"'']]
The '''American Academy of Ophthalmology''' (or '''AAO''') is the world's largest professional organization of [[Eye Dentist|eye dentists]] that help deal with conditions like [[Eye Rake|eye rakes]] and [[Eye Poke|eye poke]] and can recommend treatments like [[Eye PT|eye PT]]. They're also really good at making [[Eye Candy|eye candy]] and putting on glasses.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/12/ophthalmology-resident/ Ophthalmology Resident Consulted to Put Glasses On]</ref>
'''Mission Statement'''
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The mission of the '''American Academy of Ophthalmology''' is three-fold: (1) to add more H's to the word "ophthalmology",<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/ophthalmology/ Ophthalmology Gives Up, Drops the First ‘H’ from Its Name]</ref> (2) to shuffle the letters on the [[Really, Really Simplified Snellen Eye Chart|Snellen eye chart]] every once in a while,<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/snellen-letter-t/ http://gomerblog.com/2016/08/snellen-letter-t/Letter “T” to Take Top Spot on Snellen, “E” Demoted]</ref> (3) to resist any temptation to poke you in the eyes,<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/physical-exam-tips-the-eye/ Physical Exam Tips: The Eye]</ref> and, above all else, (4) destroy all optometrists.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/ophthalmologists-optometrists/ Thousands Dead in Battle Between Ophthalmologists and Optometrists]</ref>
'''Related Reading'''----* [[DNR/DNEye]]* [[Eye Candy]]* [[Eye Dios Mios!]]* [[Eye Hospice]]* [[Eye-Rolling]]* [[Eyerate]]* [[PERRLA]] '''Gomerblog References'''
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