Difference between revisions of "Stick of Butter"

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A '''stick of butter''' should never be peeled like a [[Banana|banana]] and eaten like a [[Graham Crackers|snack]].
 
A '''stick of butter''' should never be peeled like a [[Banana|banana]] and eaten like a [[Graham Crackers|snack]].
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'''Awkward Encounter Between Patient and Provider'''
 
'''Awkward Encounter Between Patient and Provider'''
 
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''Provider (after walking into room): Hi, Mrs... Ummm, whatcha doin'?''
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PROVIDER (''after walking into room''): Hi, Mrs... Ummm, whatcha doin'?
  
''Patient (removing '''stick of butter''' from purse, peeling back the foil, and eating in monstrous bites): I'm hungry, so I thought that I'd have a snack.''
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PATIENT (''removing '''stick of butter''' from purse, peeling back the foil, and eating in monstrous bites''): I'm hungry, so I thought that I'd have a snack.
  
''Provider (disgusted, almost nauseous): Do you snack like that often?''
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PROVIDER (''disgusted, almost nauseous''): Do you snack like that often?
  
''Patient: I sure do!''
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PATIENT: I sure do!
  
''Provider: So I see you've come in with [http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/orthopedic-surgeon-diastolic-heart-failure/ congestive heart failure].''
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PROVIDER: So I see you've come in with [http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/orthopedic-surgeon-diastolic-heart-failure/ congestive heart failure].
  
''Patient: It always flares up!  Do you know why?''
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PATIENT: It always flares up!  Do you know why?
  
 
[[Category:Food & Nutrition]]
 
[[Category:Food & Nutrition]]

Latest revision as of 10:18, 22 July 2017

Tour d'Argent D160726 02 - Butter.jpg

A stick of butter should never be peeled like a banana and eaten like a snack.


Awkward Encounter Between Patient and Provider


PROVIDER (after walking into room): Hi, Mrs... Ummm, whatcha doin'?

PATIENT (removing stick of butter from purse, peeling back the foil, and eating in monstrous bites): I'm hungry, so I thought that I'd have a snack.

PROVIDER (disgusted, almost nauseous): Do you snack like that often?

PATIENT: I sure do!

PROVIDER: So I see you've come in with congestive heart failure.

PATIENT: It always flares up! Do you know why?


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